‘Teacher's assistant on a power trip’ expects student to predict exact questions his peers will ask during a lesson, student maliciously complies with 10 pages of hilarious wise-guy predictions

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    "I can't predict what questions will be asked." ורור 1000-
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    "Include questions from students"
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    About 20 years ago I studied to become a physics teacher. As a part of our curriculum we had a thing called "didactics lab". It was a lab where they had some basic devices such as electrostatic machines, pneumatic bench,
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    simple toys and tools. The drill was that one week we were preparing some experiments and planning a lesson, and the next week actual school children would come and we would present our experiments to them and teach them physics.
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    The lab was run by an older professor who was pretty laid back and a young PhD candidate who was doing everything to show us how important she is.
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    As a part of our preparation week we had to prepare "lesson plan", in which we would indicate our aims, our methods and predicted outcome. This is what teachers do in regular work, and as my mom was a teacher I was familiar
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    with the format, so I was simply writing everything as required, including a brief description of the lesson like "teacher present the experioment and explains the science behind, then answers questions from the students" etc.
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    The PhD candidate thought this is not enough and demanded that I write much more detailed plan including the exact questions the student will ask. I told her it's impossible, because I can't
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    predict what questions will be asked. She told me to extrapolate on the basis of the questions asked by students during previous classes. So i did. My next lesson plan looked as follow.
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    • Teacher switches the . . . electrostatic machine on Girls are screaming Boys are laughing at them • One of the boy throws a paper ball at the girls, his pals laugh
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    . • The girls are outraged and demand for a teacher to do something. • One of the girls asks "do you really want to be a teacher? My mom says their pay is II
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    • another boy examines the equipment sitting on the shelf and says "my neighbour has a basement full of such electric what do you think he might need it all for?"
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    • the teacher tries to conduct the experiment, he is interrupted by a girl announcing "My auntie is a physics teacher as well, but she lives in another town!" • one of the boys asks if he can go to the toilet
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    And so on, and so forth. It was like 10 pages long, instead of usual page or two. The PhD candidate was outraged and told me those are stupid questions that no student woud ever ask and I should write only the smart questions. I told her
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    she told me to extrapolate on the basis of previous interactions with the students and the questions and students behaviour already happened to me at least once. She sent me to the laid back proffessor, who read my whole
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    plan chuckling all the way and told her that I obviously understand kids already so I don'gt have to write my lessons plans any more, apart from one page of brief description of the experiment I planned, The PhD candidate was avoiding me for the rest of the class, but I got a good note in the end.
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    TheRealSchackA... • 10h ago That's probably a teacher's assistant on a power trip. When making a regular lesson plan you already have a good grasp of your students and their abilities. I bet the PhD didn't tell anyone the age or grade of the students either. I'm supposed to make up smart questions? For who? 3rd
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    graders who haven't heard of momentum or inertia? For some middle schoolers who are still learning about thermodynamics? Different grades and schools have different knowledge, abilities and obviously questions. From a child asking, "Who is this newton guy?" To a high schooler trying to figure out what chemical reaction you just demonstrated
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    lunicorn 10h ago • Did you expand on setup, too? Discovering that the most convenient outlet is busted, sending a kids to get the custodian to find an extension cord, calling the office to see if they have seen either the kid or the custodian, booting kids off their computer because they've been configuring their avatar for iReady and showing it to their friends.
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    Zenon_Czosnek OP. 8h ago I might have written something along the lines "Teacher sets the experiment up. The equipment is faulty, teacher replaces the experiments with much simpler one requiring less equipment, despite fact that this one will be much less spectacular" or something :-)
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    Acefowl 9h ago 4, , those potential kids really have theoretical potty mouth! I hope you washed their hypothetical mouths out with non-zero soap!
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    Fiempre_sin_ta... 45m ago This...this is a thing of beauty. You masterfully played Uno Reverso on that PhD candidate's power trip. Brilliantly well done!

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